Boys Boys Boys

missmademoiselle — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:07:33 +0000

I have never ever been interested in gay porn until I stumbled across this Tumblr. I then proceeded to scroll through pages and pages of gifs of skinny Japanese men boning and licking and kissing and fucking. My attraction was mind-boggling. I think it has something to do with their deliciously flat abdomens and skinny hips and how half of them could pass for girls anyway.

In other news, I had to dig around to find the URL again, and now looking at these really makes me miss my bf. I wish this month would pass faster so we could get it onnnnnn.

Miles

missmademoiselle — Sun, 15 May 2011 06:53:52 +0000

So. Now that bf & I are embarking on the yearlong long-distance leg of our relationship, is it weird for me to masturbate to his photos? Or is it recommended? Frankly I feel weird looking at porn [given the satisfying & frequent nature of our recent sex life], and he forbade me to use my dildo, ha ha………I don’t know what to do T__T

Also, it seems that make-up-slightly-bittersweet sex turns me on immensely. But I couldn’t let him see me cry.

Useless

missmademoiselle — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 07:28:59 +0000

Fuck! I’m still too chicken to put in my Diva Cup. Why’s my vagina gotta be so damn tight?! Can’t get anything up there, shoot.

She Sucks, He Sucks

missmademoiselle — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 07:02:05 +0000

Sometimes it doesn’t matter how hot the woman is. If the man is a terrible performer, the whole thing is going to turn out to be crap.

Fresh

missmademoiselle — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:46:46 +0000

This is seriously the cutest porn…girl…I have ever seen.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=536598046

If she’s not actually a paid actress, then this whole situation blows my mind. And if she’s an actual actress, she’s damn good at acting. The emotions — nervousness, arousal, pain — all seem so genuine. Also, I love her hair & nails.

Sometimes, all a woman fantasizes about is being taken by a dirty man with a big dick.

Love and Leave

missmademoiselle — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:15:14 +0000

I was doing my makeup in the bathroom this morning when I suddenly remembered that in my dream last night, my ex fucked me from behind in the dark of someone’s basement. What the fuck?! In my dream, we both knew it was wrong because he was still dating the other chick [his current gf], but we stripped down and got dirty like two dogs in heat.

This was, what, my 8th? 9th? sexual dream. They’re getting more and more explicit @___@

Waning Interest

missmademoiselle — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 08:33:20 +0000

Why is it that after I bought a dildo, my sex drive completely vanished? What the hell?? This is not okay. Also, the vibrating function doesn’t work and I’m not sure if it’s the device or my batteries…hm. But I have no other AAA-battery operated things to test them on lol….

Some Updates

missmademoiselle — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:30:09 +0000

First off: last week I dreamed that I had sex with a cat. It was extremely weird & unwanted, and I went through the rest of the day feeling completely disgusted.

Secondly, I’m going to buy a dildo with the money I got from selling back my textbooks [bwahaha]. I’ve wanted one since I was 15 [probably], and I think now is the time for me to treat myself. [I've been spending a lot of money online lately.] Besides, I’m tired of the ghetto methods I’ve had to resort to in the past year.

So when I was on Amazon looking at dildos, my friend called me and asked me if I was going to church with her tomorrow. Subliminal message from above? Hm. And then when I was all in the mood and ready to play with myself, my roommate knocked on the door and asked if I wanted to go next door and play with our other friends. SIGH. Tonight was just not meant to be. But I’m still going to buy that dildo. And I’m still going to church.

"Playstation Move Controller"? Really?

Toy Story Three

missmademoiselle — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 01:21:24 +0000

What if it were real? And the toys/stuffed animals in your room gathered in your absence to discuss your porn & sex habits?

When I Really Think About It,

missmademoiselle — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:02:32 +0000

I can’t believe that I wrote an English paper admitting to my peers that I look at porn & masturbate.